Tiki Culture T-Shirts

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'He tells a great story, but the truth is that he was drinking a mai tai, and the little umbrella poked him in the eye.'

Nun Fight.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Oedipus

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

"Your Honor, Mr. Jones is a waiter and claims he thought the $75,000 in stolen bank funds were left for a tip."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Sisyphus, 117 million years on

'The Big Kahuna!'

A sportsman throws the yin and yang symbol.

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

Parmenides

Angels

Trophy head.

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

The Zeusettes

'You're looking for an honest man? What a coincidence! - I have one right there in that alley!'

Don't be such a Cassandra!