Tiki Culture Pillows

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'He tells a great story, but the truth is that he was drinking a mai tai, and the little umbrella poked him in the eye.'

Nun Fight.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Oedipus

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Funding Cuts for the Arts

Medusa's baby picture

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"Your Honor, Mr. Jones is a waiter and claims he thought the $75,000 in stolen bank funds were left for a tip."

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Sisyphus, 117 million years on

'The Big Kahuna!'

A sportsman throws the yin and yang symbol.

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"The new owners decided that the restaurant needed 'themes'...Aloha, it's Hawaiian Night!"

Parmenides

Trophy head.

Angels

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

The Zeusettes