Tiki Bar Aficionado Pillows

"You'll never guess where we went on holiday."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Last Chance For Reality

"You lack spontaniety."

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'How about a nice saloon?'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Ostrich Bar

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Raw Piano Bar

Frog and Princess in Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Victorian woman at a bar.

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!