Bikini Lover Gifts

Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach (or anywhere in public).

Summer wants.

"Do you suppose she's Miss Egypt?"

'Thanks to your bikini, we should make land by nightfall.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Toys in Babeland

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

So Far So Good

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

I love bathtime.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

The Daily Commute

Bacterial Cultural Center

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

...where bikini lines and wrinkles meet

"Wine makes him sleepy."

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Easter Island

Telework Pants

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Two piece outfits only.

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

'If you ask me, all his tough talk on national issues is seriously undermined by the fuzzy pajamas.'

'I've never done this before.'

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

Happy Xmas