Bikini Admirer Gifts

Man squeezing a sausage out of his hot dog roll

'The Pink Bikini'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Man watching women on tv, while cat watches fish tank.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Mating rituals

Summer wants.

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Two piece outfits only.

Easter Island

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

'Thanks to your bikini, we should make land by nightfall.'

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

'Don't worry. We'll fit into these things by spring.'

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

'I am wearing my bikini!'

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

Twiggy

It was an expensive treatment, but it feels so good to be barnacle-free...

It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.