Bikini Aficionados Gifts

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Beware of the husband.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Summer wants.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

...where bikini lines and wrinkles meet

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

Two piece outfits only.

Easter Island

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'Thanks to your bikini, we should make land by nightfall.'

Bathing suit.

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

"Adult diapers in the hot tub. Not...good."

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.

'You're drooling on me!'

"Everything goes right to my hips."

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

Penguin in a swimming costume.