Bikini Collector Gifts

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

Bring your own inflatable.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Summer wants.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"Long Johns Silver."

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"Gavin - do you think we should have used clean socks?"

Mankini - One size fits all.

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

Two piece outfits only.

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Easter Island

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

'I've never done this before.'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'Thanks to your bikini, we should make land by nightfall.'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

'Is this the way to the beach?'