Bikini Collector Gifts

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

Bring your own inflatable.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Summer wants.

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"Gavin - do you think we should have used clean socks?"

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"Long Johns Silver."

Mankini - One size fits all.

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

Two piece outfits only.

Easter Island

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

'I've never done this before.'

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'Thanks to your bikini, we should make land by nightfall.'

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

'Don't worry. We'll fit into these things by spring.'