Swimwear Collector Gifts

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

MMM-MM, Cellulite

Codes of Chicago - Appropriate Swimwear.

Mankini - One size fits all.

Bring your own inflatable.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

"Gavin - do you think we should have used clean socks?"

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Two piece outfits only.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

"Don't pull the draw string too tight - you'll choke yourself out."

Bathing suit.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

'Well this is awkward.'

"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."

Penguin in a swimming costume.

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.

'It's casual Friday, you know.'

Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .

'My God, Edward †not a tweed BATHING SUIT!'

"Adult diapers in the hot tub. Not...good."

Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

Bikini Briefs/Bottom Fashion Over Time