Bikini Humor Fan Gifts

Two piece outfits only.

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Fly fishing.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Richard the Turd

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Summer wants.

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Hydration

I e-bay t-shirt.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"You must see someone about your problem."

Toilet roll beauty tips.

Easter Island

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

"Uh, I was drinking that."

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

Litterature

A couple with dog look at restroom signs of a man, a woman, and a fire hydrant.