Bikini Humor Fan Gifts

Two piece outfits only.

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Fly fishing.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Richard the Turd

Summer wants.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

I e-bay t-shirt.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Hydration

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"You must see someone about your problem."

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

Easter Island

Toilet roll beauty tips.

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

Confessional bathroom

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

Jungle dweller swings from outhouse with toilet paper stuck to his foot.

Clown Toilet Break