Bikini Aficionados Mugs

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Beware of the husband.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Summer wants.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

...where bikini lines and wrinkles meet

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Easter Island

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

Two piece outfits only.

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

Bathing suit.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'Thanks to your bikini, we should make land by nightfall.'

'Don't worry. We'll fit into these things by spring.'

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

'Is this the way to the beach?'

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!'

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

"Adult diapers in the hot tub. Not...good."

Penguin in a swimming costume.

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.

"There is a difference, and I won't wear one."