Bikini Model Critic Gifts

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"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Summer wants.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

...where bikini lines and wrinkles meet

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Two piece outfits only.

Easter Island

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'Thanks to your bikini, we should make land by nightfall.'

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

"My talent agent tells me I have the perfect face for a hand model."

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'Well if they are 'laugh lines', you've got an awful lot for such a misery guts!'

"Everything goes right to my hips."

'My God, Edward †not a tweed BATHING SUIT!'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'You're drooling on me!'