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"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Summer wants.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

...where bikini lines and wrinkles meet

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Easter Island

Two piece outfits only.

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

"My talent agent tells me I have the perfect face for a hand model."

'Thanks to your bikini, we should make land by nightfall.'

Katy Perry

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

'Don't worry. We'll fit into these things by spring.'

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!'

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'Well if they are 'laugh lines', you've got an awful lot for such a misery guts!'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"Everything goes right to my hips."

'You're drooling on me!'

'My God, Edward †not a tweed BATHING SUIT!'