Bikini Team Banter T-Shirts

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Summer wants.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

...where bikini lines and wrinkles meet

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

Two piece outfits only.

Easter Island

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

'I've never done this before.'

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

'Thanks to your bikini, we should make land by nightfall.'

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'Don't worry. We'll fit into these things by spring.'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!'

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

"Everything goes right to my hips."

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

Liposuction.

Man squeezing a sausage out of his hot dog roll

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

'Beware of the husband.'

"I've heard of a 'camel toe' but that is ridiculous."

"Do you suppose she's Miss Egypt?"