Bikini Team Banter T-Shirts

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Summer wants.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

...where bikini lines and wrinkles meet

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Easter Island

Two piece outfits only.

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

'I've never done this before.'

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'Thanks to your bikini, we should make land by nightfall.'

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!'

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

"Everything goes right to my hips."

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

Liposuction.

Man squeezing a sausage out of his hot dog roll

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

'Beware of the husband.'

"I've heard of a 'camel toe' but that is ridiculous."

"Do you suppose she's Miss Egypt?"

'The pay's good and the fresh air is great but, man, talk about a hostile work environment!'