Bikinis T-Shirts

Summer wants.

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'The Pink Bikini'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

...where bikini lines and wrinkles meet

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Easter Island

Two piece outfits only.

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

'I've never done this before.'

The New Normal

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Thong World.

'Thanks to your bikini, we should make land by nightfall.'

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

"You know your problem, Monte? There's more to life than always checking how your stocks are doing."

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'Don't worry. We'll fit into these things by spring.'

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!'

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .