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Easter Island

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

Sheep In Curlers

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

The Cat Spa

Do you think I'm sixty?

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Summer wants.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Two men in barber shop

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

...where bikini lines and wrinkles meet

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

"Did you get some work done?"