Bikini Buff Mugs

Easter Island

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

The Cat Spa

Do you think I'm sixty?

Sheep In Curlers

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Summer wants.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

Two men in barber shop

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

...where bikini lines and wrinkles meet

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

"I hate hat hair."