Bikinis Gifts

Summer wants.

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'The Pink Bikini'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

...where bikini lines and wrinkles meet

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Two piece outfits only.

Easter Island

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

'I've never done this before.'

The New Normal

Thong World.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

'Thanks to your bikini, we should make land by nightfall.'

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

"You know your problem, Monte? There's more to life than always checking how your stocks are doing."

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

'Swimwear taketh away. Footwear giveth back.'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

I saw you at the beach yesterday in your new bikini!

Excess Baggage: Don't let the sight of a 20-something in the same swim suit as yours ruin your vacation.

Penguin in a swimming costume.

Human 'A': Tried on 500 swimsuits for 'bonus curves'. . .

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'