Bikini Team Gifts

...where bikini lines and wrinkles meet

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Summer wants.

Football supporters.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Two piece outfits only.

Easter Island

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

'I've never done this before.'

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

'Thanks to your bikini, we should make land by nightfall.'

'Are you sure this is part of the Yankee farm system?'

"What a week!"

'Don't worry. We'll fit into these things by spring.'

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

"The secret to my success is my ability to always land on my feet."

It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.