Topiarist T-Shirts

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"She's had a lot of work done."

Hedge trimming.

Topiary Snafu.

Maze.

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

Stonehedge

Stonehedge

Never criticise his creative efforts...

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

Hedge Car

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

Topiary Portraits

I Love Topiary

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Honey Wallah

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Bees Are Social Creatures.

"Think about the honey."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees

Employee of the month...

"I'll race you to the top."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Under New Mismanagement

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'