Topiarist Mugs

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"She's had a lot of work done."

Hedge trimming.

Topiary Snafu.

Maze.

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

Stonehedge

Stonehedge

Never criticise his creative efforts...

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

Hedge Car

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

Topiary Portraits

I Love Topiary

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Honey Wallah

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Bees Are Social Creatures.

"Think about the honey."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

Employee of the month...

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees

"I'll race you to the top."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

Under New Mismanagement

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'