Topiary Art Enthusiast Mugs

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Larry's used art

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Selfie

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Candle Portraits.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"The overthinker"

Wagging Dog

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Giant white horse.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Children's Art Show.

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'