Topiary Art Enthusiast Prints

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Larry's used art

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

That shows business confidence.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

The height of fashion in 1796

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Children's artwork exhibition.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"The overthinker"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

The Selfie

Wagging Dog

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Candle Portraits.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Children's Art Show.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Cats at private view

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Giant white horse.