Topiary Tacticians Mugs

"I'll race you to the top."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

You have no experience eating lobster? Before I spend time showing you how, do you have experience tipping?

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"She's had a lot of work done."

Hedge Car

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

A topiary doghouse

Snooker.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

Maze.

Topiary: helping nature look her best

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

Stonehedge

Stonehedge

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

The dog wouldn't stand still

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.