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"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'3-D TV Kit'

Sistine Selfie

Fur Baby

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Filling the Missile Gap

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

Fixing the TV.

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

Joys of D.I.Y.

Newton's cradle

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

"Never marry an engineer."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"