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Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Early cyborg.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Modern kite for wind energy.

Gadget geek.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Bicycle sat nav.

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Fixing the Computer.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Edison invents the personal stereo

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"