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Topiary - Middle Finger

Topiary chicken lays an egg.

Trimming the hedge.

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

Hedge Car

"I trimmed our shade tree."

"Never talk your husband into doing the yard work when he'd rather be fishing."

I Love Topiary

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"I brought cocoa."

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

D.I.Y

Stop and Birch

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Today, son, you are a man."

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Spring in Japan.

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

Tree Squirrel

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

Lumberjack Christmases.

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

No tree hugging.