Tabletop Tacticians Gifts

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

Lynching on social media

Kitchen Tetris

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Building business relations.

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Snooker.

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

'This board meeting will come to order!'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Will you make the final table?'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

"Go human."

'Better get used to player rotation!'

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

Wi-Fi password?

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

GREENLAND

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'