Tab Tactician Gifts

"Next time you drink to forget, could you at least remember to pay your bar bill!"

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Board Game Hunter

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Carlo Ancelotti

Football.

"That was a rumor day."

'What a control freak!'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Snooker.

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'This board meeting will come to order!'

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

Stone Age

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'Better get used to player rotation!'

Arsene Wenger

"Next!"

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

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'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

They're inflatable trade barriers!