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"Next time you drink to forget, could you at least remember to pay your bar bill!"

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"That was a rumor day."

Football.

'What a control freak!'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'This board meeting will come to order!'

Snooker.

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

Stone Age

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Next!"

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

They're inflatable trade barriers!

The invisible hand of the marketplace.