Triangle Tossers Gifts

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Triangle

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Trout Game

Geeks and their dogs.

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'Bone appetit!'

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

Precussionist

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Isosceles. Scalene. Equilateral. Math major pennants.

'He's my personal trainer.'

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

Pythagoras: Great Mathematician (Rubbish Soldier)

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

Throwing Away Music

Tantrum sex.

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

School - Equilateral triangles ahead sign.

"You realize they won't know the difference."

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'