Triangle Tossers Gifts

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Triangle

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Geeks and their dogs.

Trout Game

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'Bone appetit!'

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

'He's my personal trainer.'

School - Equilateral triangles ahead sign.

Throwing Away Music

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

Pythagoras: Great Mathematician (Rubbish Soldier)

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

Tantrum sex.

"You realize they won't know the difference."

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

Proof that triangles are intelligent

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'