Trout Tosser Gifts

Trout Game

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Geeks and their dogs.

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

Pizza Throwing

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'Bone appetit!'

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

'Quick, get word to Mighty Trout'

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

Two men trout fishing

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

Before Pillows.

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

Throwing Away Music

"You realize they won't know the difference."

Leek club darts match.

"We're offering a free rubber bust of Roy Hodgson you can throw at the telly if it goes to penalties.'

Le javelot pour bûcheron.

'See I told you! Nobody joins and angry, vengeful mob carrying a solar garden light!'

'Yes dear, everything here at work is going well. Can I call you back, I have something, I mean, someone on the other line.'

Trout fish.