Trout Enthusiast Gifts

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Horror movies

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fishing with God

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'So who needs sonar?!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

The Da Vinci Cod

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"Touché"

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Heads or tails?"

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.