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'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Horror movies

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Fishing with God

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Touché"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

The Da Vinci Cod

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Heads or tails?"

Cat eats date.

"Lap fish..."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"