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"Where's the goldfish?"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing with God

"What old school? This is my life."

'So who needs sonar?!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Touché"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Heads or tails?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Fishing direction sign.

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Children arguing over the name of a fish

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

A clown ice fishing through a square hole