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'With that under your hat, maybe now you will have better luck, but remember, don't keep and wise old brown trout.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

The one that got away

Fishing Tales

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Always a bigger fish.

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Fishing Contest

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

I hate these flying fish

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Fish Story

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Making Things Pleasant.

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

'This should come out just right.'

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'