Trout Tales Gifts

'With that under your hat, maybe now you will have better luck, but remember, don't keep and wise old brown trout.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fishing Tales

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Always a bigger fish.

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

I hate these flying fish

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Making Things Pleasant.

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

Fish Story

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

Two men trout fishing

"... And that one I tickled to death."

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

'This should come out just right.'