Trout Tracker Gifts

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Trout Game

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Loser's Podium.

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

Elephant Tracks.

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

'If you ask me, they're after your bank account number.'

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'I know his tracks go that way - that's why I'm going this way.'

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

Shooting in Ireland

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.

'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

"What do you say we follow something else?"

'I'm having trouble tracking.'

Surprising Deer Tracks

"I've hacked into the scientists' network Dad so we can track the lion pride too..."

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- There's no such thing as a 'triploon'!'

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."