Treat Tosser Gifts

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Trout Game

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

Geeks and their dogs.

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"Ooh, I think I know who this is from."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

Pizza Throwing

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Environmental disaster! Pardon? BP, the Gulf. It's madness. Think of the children! Wow, I can't believe what I'm hearing. You love big oil and hate environmentalists. But this spill has finally gotten to you. You're worried about the children? It's not just BP but all those polluters filling up the oceans with toxins. It's so selfish. If the oceans get stuffed with pollution now, where will generations to come dump their garbage? Oh, to think of our children's children having nowhere to put thei

Throwing Away Music

Mountaintop Dessert

"You realize they won't know the difference."

'How about a few of the pretty pink and yellow ones today, dear.'

Leek club darts match.

Ice Cream Cone Ladder

"You know what my favorite thing is? When my master opens her hand - and there is a kibble - just for me! Oh, man - I love that!"

'Yes dear, everything here at work is going well. Can I call you back, I have something, I mean, someone on the other line.'

"If you expect a treat you'll need to firm up that handshake."

'Hey - these things are pretty good!'

"And it was so typically brilliant of you to have invited an epidemiologist."

Man in face mask throws coin into a Worried Well

Dog Care Gone Wrong