Leek Tosser Gifts

Leek club darts match.

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Trout Game

Geeks and their dogs.

"Ooh, I think I know who this is from."

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

Vegicurious

Pizza Throwing

'Bone appetit!'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Knife-thrower.

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

'He's my personal trainer.'

Before Pillows.

'Just one more thing, I'd better make a note of your blood group.'

Environmental disaster! Pardon? BP, the Gulf. It's madness. Think of the children! Wow, I can't believe what I'm hearing. You love big oil and hate environmentalists. But this spill has finally gotten to you. You're worried about the children? It's not just BP but all those polluters filling up the oceans with toxins. It's so selfish. If the oceans get stuffed with pollution now, where will generations to come dump their garbage? Oh, to think of our children's children having nowhere to put thei

'For goodness sake, why don't you take him to a hairdresser like any normal father would?!!'

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

'A couple from the circus just moved into the flat next door!'

"You realize they won't know the difference."

'Too many years as a knife thrower's assistant.'