Leek Tosser Gifts

Leek club darts match.

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Trout Game

Geeks and their dogs.

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Vegicurious

Pizza Throwing

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'Bone appetit!'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Knife-thrower.

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

Man cutting hedge into shape of a woman.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

'He's my personal trainer.'

Before Pillows.

'Just one more thing, I'd better make a note of your blood group.'

'For goodness sake, why don't you take him to a hairdresser like any normal father would?!!'

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

'A couple from the circus just moved into the flat next door!'

"You realize they won't know the difference."

'Too many years as a knife thrower's assistant.'

"How long will it take to widen this door?"