Dough Tosser Gifts

Pizza Throwing

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Doughboy Dad

Geeks and their dogs.

Trout Game

Dog fetches dice

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

'Dang.'

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Bone appetit!'

I bake my own bread

"O.K., class, next we'll pound out the dough until that ungrateful, self-centered son of a bitch realizes he's not the center of the world, and maybe, just maybe, he doesn't deserve an attractive, well-educated woman with a wonderful sense of humor."

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

Chocolate Sheep Cookies.

Acupuncture darts.

'Be honest Fred - you've had enough.'

Throwing Away Music

"You're not getting my secret bread recipe. You're on a strictly knead-to-know basis."

"You realize they won't know the difference."