Dice Throwers Gifts

Dog fetches dice

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

Witch dice.

Essex computer.

Beware of stimulus plans.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Monolithopoly.

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Knife-thrower.

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

"Snake eyes again!"

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

Dice Cubes

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

Acupuncture darts.