Dice Throwers Gifts

Dog fetches dice

"Have you been playing dice?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Witch dice.

Essex computer.

Beware of stimulus plans.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Monolithopoly.

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Knife-thrower.

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

"Snake eyes again!"

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

Dice Cubes

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Clown throwing pies at birds in the park.

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

Mathematician Food Fights.