MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'
Dice Dangler Gifts
Looking for a gift for your dice dangler? Explore our collection of creatively themed products featuring fun and witty designs that echo their passion. Whether they’re into tabletop games or just love the quirky charm of dice, our mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints are the perfect way to celebrate their unique interest. Each item combines humor and style, making every gift memorable for those who enjoy a little randomness in life.
"Have you been playing dice?"
'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'
'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'
"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."
Cock A Doodle
'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'
Essex computer.
Witch dice.
Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!
Beware of stimulus plans.
Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages
"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."
WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?
Dog fetches dice
'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'
There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.
Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm
Monolithopoly.
Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.
"Snake eyes again!"
'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'
Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.
"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"
No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.
Dice Cubes
'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'
U R Here
'Our new client wants to invest in high risk stocks, book my usual seat at the craps table.'
Located next to a dice factory is the Nevada Home for Blind Serpents.
Alleged Punters - Underworld figure, trackside habituatie,casino regular, racing identity,high roller,colourful character.
New Guineas magnificent, bird of paradice.
'I was groped, rolled and cursed at by a bunch of losers. How was your day?'
'You can start when you've thrown a six.'
Down On My Luck
Dice Dangler Gifts Collection
Dice Dangler Mugs
Explore our collection of dice dangler-themed mugs, perfect for adding some humor and personality to their daily coffee routine.
Dice Dangler Pillows
Discover playful dice-themed pillows that bring a fun, cozy vibe to any room or gaming space.
Dice Dangler Prints
Browse our collection of creative dice-inspired prints, perfect for decorating and celebrating their passion for gaming and design.
Dice Dangler T-Shirts
Check out our witty dice dangler t-shirts—comfortable, stylish, and full of personality, ideal for any gaming fan.