Danger Dabbler Gifts

Toy boat on a tsunami.

The sign reads - CAUTION, BOTTOMLESS PIT, NOXIOUS. The LESS has now been crossed out.

'No more steam roller spotting for you,Henry Huggins!'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Socially distanced sledding

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

My first mistake.

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'

Dr. Reynolds finally realizes what he puts his patients through as he and his wife look at paint swatches.

'It's just a first draft.'

'I read Robert Gates' memoir. I wish he were still Secretary of Defense so we could cut his budget!'

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

"Do cows grunt?.... I must have milked a pig then."

Despite their best efforts Hell's scientists were never able to break the scorn barrier,

Ceramics Dept. (You Break It, You Bought It.) Book Dept. (You Speed-Read It, You bought It.)

"Lord, Satan rejected this fireman. What shall we do with him?

Badminton/Goodminton

"Do you want to do that hilarious thing where we read the itemized deductions and then say 'in bed'?"

DANGER - hook and worm...!

'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.'