Devilry Dabbler Gifts

Despite their best efforts Hell's scientists were never able to break the scorn barrier,

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

AUKUS Alliance

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'

'I would like to be able to refer to this statistical graph, but I have math anxiety.'

'It's just a first draft.'

'I read Robert Gates' memoir. I wish he were still Secretary of Defense so we could cut his budget!'

"Do cows grunt?.... I must have milked a pig then."

Toy boat on a tsunami.

"Lord, Satan rejected this fireman. What shall we do with him?

Badminton/Goodminton

DANGER - hook and worm...!

Man sees sign at fortune teller featuring mind reading and mind boggling

'Hezbollah said it is willing to negotiate not with Israel or the US but with Mel Gibson!'

The sign reads - CAUTION, BOTTOMLESS PIT, NOXIOUS. The LESS has now been crossed out.

'No more steam roller spotting for you,Henry Huggins!'