Dough Tosser Mugs

Pizza Throwing

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Doughboy Dad

Geeks and their dogs.

Trout Game

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Dog fetches dice

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

"O.K., class, next we'll pound out the dough until that ungrateful, self-centered son of a bitch realizes he's not the center of the world, and maybe, just maybe, he doesn't deserve an attractive, well-educated woman with a wonderful sense of humor."

'Bone appetit!'

'Dang.'

I bake my own bread

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

Clown throwing pies at birds in the park.

Chocolate Sheep Cookies.

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Mathematician Food Fights.

Acupuncture darts.

Clown interviews.

'Be honest Fred - you've had enough.'

Throwing Away Music

"You're not getting my secret bread recipe. You're on a strictly knead-to-know basis."