Dough Pounder Gifts

"O.K., class, next we'll pound out the dough until that ungrateful, self-centered son of a bitch realizes he's not the center of the world, and maybe, just maybe, he doesn't deserve an attractive, well-educated woman with a wonderful sense of humor."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Doughboy Dad

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

Pizza Throwing

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

I bake my own bread

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

Chocolate Sheep Cookies.

"Ideally, you want the dough to rise to about thirty-five thousand feet."

What's For Dessert

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'It's my masterpiece!... Made completely of dough - The leaning tower of Pizza!'

Weight and Fortune.

'At least he won't catch a cold this winter.'

A smiling woman wearing boxing gloves

"You're not getting my secret bread recipe. You're on a strictly knead-to-know basis."

'Put down your guns or the donut get its!'

All baking done on the premises

"Dang...this day feels never ending..."

Pile of Music Notes

Self Raising Flour

"I thought I'd try my hand at bread making!"

Concentrated Orange Juice

'OK, so he's got a big right hand!'