Ball Tossers Gifts

"You realize they won't know the difference."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

Canine conundrum.

Trout Game

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

Pizza Throwing

'Bone appetit!'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Fetching the Ball

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Dodge Ball City.

'He's my personal trainer.'

'And...?'

Before Pillows.

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

"I see good things in your future."

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

'Have you met my personal trainer?'

Leek club darts match.

"A tired dog is a – well, a whole lot easier to live with!"

"One day dogs will rule the world but, in the meantime, just keep chasing sticks."