Book Thrower Gifts

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"No offense Dad, but is this available on DVD?"

At the school of ventriloquism.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

Rapid reading center.

"Just what, may I ask, do you think you're doing, Jennings?"

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

1984 ; pop-up edition...

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Ventriloquist and dummies.

'He's my personal trainer.'

Before Pillows.

"Dad want's me to hit the books."

"I'm confused now. Was Shakespeare somebody else or was somebody else Shakespeare?"

The man who could throw his voice.

Toupee.

'The problem with pop up books in electronic format is the extra cost of the 3d glasses.'

'I told you to keep your mouth shut.'

'Don't freak out...' Man and his puppet, who has a puppet of its own.