Book Thrower Gifts

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"Ooh, I think I know who this is from."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"No offense Dad, but is this available on DVD?"

At the school of ventriloquism.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

Rapid reading center.

"Just what, may I ask, do you think you're doing, Jennings?"

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

1984 ; pop-up edition...

Ventriloquist and dummies.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'He's my personal trainer.'

Before Pillows.

"Dad want's me to hit the books."

"I'm confused now. Was Shakespeare somebody else or was somebody else Shakespeare?"

Toupee.

'The problem with pop up books in electronic format is the extra cost of the 3d glasses.'

The man who could throw his voice.

'Don't freak out...' Man and his puppet, who has a puppet of its own.