Voice Thrower Gifts

At the school of ventriloquism.

Ventriloquist and dummies.

'Don't freak out...' Man and his puppet, who has a puppet of its own.

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'When I throw my voice his way and belt out, 'Right On!'...It gives me confidence I've made the right decision!'

The man who could throw his voice.

'I told you to keep your mouth shut.'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'He's still addressing the nation.'

'Bone appetit!'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Knife-thrower.

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Mastering political faces.

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

Acupuncture darts.

'He's my personal trainer.'

Before Pillows.

'Just one more thing, I'd better make a note of your blood group.'