Seat Thrower Gifts

'They're adding 30 seats to the house of commons. . . especially for the conservatives and liberals! The keep throwing them at each other.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Football fans in corona times

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

At the school of ventriloquism.

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

"Damn! Trust me to get a seat behind the umpire!"

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

"Funny you should say that because it's the hair on your chinny, chin ,chin I'm here about"

Ventriloquist and dummies.

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

Action Film Shushing

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

"This one starts the day here and usually finishes the day up here."

'He's my personal trainer.'

Before Pillows.

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

'Don't freak out...' Man and his puppet, who has a puppet of its own.

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

The man who could throw his voice.

'I told you to keep your mouth shut.'